Human and Squirrel

Human – Im seh to me.

Squirrel – Bro, can you let me nibble in peace like.

Human – Erm!

Squirrel – As soon as you lot, got this smartphone thingy, snap, snap, snap. What you paparazzi or something. This for your instatabloids.

Human – How do you know I am posting on instatabloids?

Squirrel – Grrrr! That’s all you lot do. Aw look at this, ain’t it beautiful blah, blah. Where’s your permission eh?

Human – Erm!

Squirrel – Don’t worry, don’t worry. Man likes it still. Make me an overnight celebrity.